With the NFL playoffs now underway, it's as though I've ingested Dr. Jekyll's special potion and my want for chicken wings has become the most ardent feeling anyone can ever know!!!! ... EVER!!!! My yearning for buffalo wings is unmatched from any human desire that has ever existed in the history of the world!!!! I'm talking about religious longings, wanting to spend time with passed loved ones, the prayers for friends and families to be healed, and the pursuit of personal wealth!!!! Each of those things can bring about fierce emotion and need!!!!! But I'm going to tell you right off the bat, my fervor in wanting to absolutely destroy as many chicken wings that can be crammed down into my cram hole while watching NFL football is unmatched by any passion and/or eagerness that exists in any human soul!!!!! No matter how bad you want to spend one more day with your deceased parents, I want chicken wings during football more!!!!!!!! No matter how painful it might be see your best friend laying in a hospital bed after a bad accident and wanting more than anything to see them healed, I want my chicken wings more!!!!!!!!! No matter how badly you want that multi-million dollar pay day so you can live a life of luxury and comfort, I want my g-damn buffalo wings and beer while watching the NFL playoffs more!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Enter Wingstop!!!!! I came here last Sunday because a buddy of mine down in South County wanted to watch the NFL playoffs!!! So, when you watch football, a non-negotiable fact of the universe is that you must eat buffalo wings!!!!!!!! And and and... drink a case of beer!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I'm just kidding about drinking the entire case!!! That'd be a little excessive!!!!! But you do need to have beer to some capacity!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I had just seen a commercial with Troy Aikman in it promoting Wingstop and their wings looked nothing short of amazing!!!!!! Before I walked in to Wingstop I went to their website and did quite a bit of planning and studying for what I was going to order!!!!! After contemplating the menu for hours and hours and analyzing my cravings so as to have the best eating experience possible, I settled on the 35 wing family pack that comes with up to three flavors and large fries!!!!! And let me just say that last Sunday, I was eating as a family of one!!!!!! That 35 pack with the large fries was all for me!!!!! My friend and I couldn't agree on what we wanted so he got Taco Bell!!!! Flavor-wise I did 12 garlic parmasean, 12 of the original hot, and 11 of the Cajun!!!! Also, only having one large order of fries simply wasn't going to be enough for me!!!! So, I went to Wendy's and picked up 2 more orders of large fries!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I just gotta say, that the combination of Wingstop buffalo wings, fries, beer, and the NFL playoffs, proved to be a more glorious moment than what Peter, John and James witnessed on the Mount of Transfiguration that day some 2000 years ago!!!!! I know I know, I'm blaspheming!!!! Forgive me God!!!!! These wings were so crispy, so flavorful, and so utterly satisfying that if my life was being DVR'd then I would've recorded my Wingstop meal last Sunday and then just put it on a continuous loop for days on end!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! This chicken, and these flavors and sauces are beautiful!!!!!!! For the entirety of the game I was licking my fingers trying to capture every last bit of flavor off of my epidermal before I had to use the facilities and wash my hands!!!!! The garlic parmasean, original hot, and cajun were all spectacular and filled with excellent flavors!!!! Oh yeah, and their fries are good too!! Hey, it's football season!!!!!! Do yourself a favor and pound Wingstop wings to no end!!!! Do it now!!!!! You won't regret it!!!! In fact, I've gotta go because there's a football game on right now and my Mr. Hyde mentality is starting to take over!!!! Give me my Wingstop wings or I will beat you with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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