Top Dog: The Truth!!!

These sausages are real life!!!! To experience true and real life as it was intended to be experienced, you need to get your ass up to Berkeley and pound the living hell out of Top Dog!!! Get everything on the menu!!! It's an absolutely manageable feat!!!! There are a lot of homeless people walking around Berkley right now, but you know what? Being homeless in Berkeley isn't that bad of a thing!!! Do you know why? Do you?!?!? Uhhhh, Top Dog, that's why!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! All you have to do is panhandle for a few hours and you can eat like a king at Top Dog every single day of your life!!! Everything on the menu is only $3 so it's totally affordable!!! Don't ask questions, just do it!!!!!! Hmmmmm, this has me thinking!!!! If things ever go south for me, I think I've got a game plan!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!! Getting married, having kids, having friends, and living for others is surely sage advice when seeking the meaning of life, but I say this... If you want to experience real life, the life that is truly life, then you need to get your butt over to Durant and savor those greasy sausage links from Top Dog!!!! The snap of that sausage link cutting through your teeth with mustard running down your hand will cause the mysteries of the universe to be unveiled! Do it!!! It will only be then when all of your questions about this world we live in and this life we live will be answered!!! After that first bite, you'll know what the hell I'm talking about!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!