Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Top Dog: The Truth!!!
Getting married, having kids, having friends, and living for others is surely sage advice when seeking the meaning of life, but I say this... If you want to experience real life, the life that is truly life, then you need to get your butt over to Durant and savor those greasy sausage links from Top Dog!!!! The snap of that sausage link cutting through your teeth with mustard running down your hand will cause the mysteries of the universe to be unveiled! Do it!!! It will only be then when all of your questions about this world we live in and this life we live will be answered!!! After that first bite, you'll know what the hell I'm talking about!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!