Monday, September 12, 2011

Bruxie: Chapman Students... Rejoice!!!!

Right now there are high school students all over the country making decisions about what college/university they will matriculate at in the Fall! Surely they are considering things such as, campus life, whether or not their major is offered, location, and proximity to home, just to name a few!!! But, one of the huge mistakes thousands of college students are making this very day, at this very moment, is that they are not taking into consideration what kind of an eating city their university is in!!!! Well, if you're planning on attending Chapman University to further your education this Fall, let me just say, you have chosen ..... WISELY!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Why have Chapman University students chosen wisely you ask?!?!?!?! One word and word only.... BRUXIE!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's not about the campus, it's not about the student life, it's not about the law or film school or the academics. But what it is about is a place just across the street from the university!!! What it is about, is Bruxie baby!!!! I will say this, the food at Bruxie will bring real life healing to your soul!! Have you been emotionally scarred?!?!?!?! Are you battling depression or anxiety?!?!?!?! Are you dealing with a broken heart from a divorce, break up, or your children never calling you?!?!?!?! Well if you are, then I'm sorry. But to get on the path to healing you need to forget therapy, you need to forget medications, you need to forget doctors!!! You want to get well?!?!?! You want to be healed?!?!?!??!?! Go to Bruxie and devour their waffle sandwiches til it hurts!!! And once you do that, in an ironic twist, you will hurt no more!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! The flavors of these waffle sandwiches possess the powers of healing!!!!
Bruxie is absolutely genius!!!! Using waffles as their sandwich bread is an idea comparable to the inventions of indoor plumbing, the water heater, and refrigeration!!!! I mean, It's genius and it makes life better!!!!! I had the Bruxie Burger, the Buttermilk Fried Chicken & Waffle, and the Liege Waffle!!! Don't ever, and I mean ever, talk about the greatest burger in OC and fail to mention the Bruxie Burger!!!!!! For if you do you are degrading the world of culinary arts!!! The Bruxie Burger is unbelievably tasty and satisfying!!!!! However, it was the Buttermilk Fried Chicken & Waffle that brought healing to my soul like a lobotomy brings healing to a paranoid schizophrenic!! The slaw, the 100% maple syrup poured over it, and the fried chicken with those waffles.... good God!!!!!! I mean the Buttermilk Fried Chicken & Waffle at Bruxie may be the best sandwich in OC!!! What an experience!!!! The sweetness of the syrup mixed with the saltiness and spicyness of the chicken was an absolutely unforgettable eating moment for me!!!
Chapman students, rejoice!!!! You have chosen wisely!! This place would be my in between class spot and I would eat here every single day of the week if I was a Chapman student!!!!! Every day!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I will be back!!!!!

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