When we got to the drive through window and when I smelled the char broiled beef sizzling, I suddenly became extremely excited and absolutely could not wait to devour and decimate a plethora of BK burgers!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!! In fact, as the pungency of the beef from the grill grew stronger and stronger and as I was looking over the menu with blurred eyes, I started to get excited!!! I actually got to a point where I said to myself, "There is no place in the world I would rather be than right here at the drive through of Burger King!!!"
I was feeling a little thrifty so I ordered 4 double cheeseburgers off of the value menu along with 4 orders of fries and a Whopper.... I ate it all by myself!!!! Ahahahahahahahaha!!! I've gotta say, BK surprised me!!! I forgot how juicy and flavorful those flame broiled beef patties are!!! And the pickles with the ketchup, mustard, and melted cheese was completely and utterly satisfying!!! There was something strangely comforting and fulfilling in devouring BK Burgers with a belly full of alcohol!! Those burgers and fries are like a sponges and will soak up all of that booze in your body like a shammy!!! I mean, it's the perfect hangover prevention food!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I may have discovered a brand new euphoric human experience... Eating really fatty and salty foods when drunk!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh man was it good!!!! The next time you go out on the town and are stumbling home (with a DD!!), you've gotta stop at BK!!! It's the perfect drunk food!!! Take my word for it!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Do it now!!!!!